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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 01:57

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Is it necessary for people to wear towels while showering at gyms? If so, what are some ways to prevent the towel from slipping off and exposing oneself?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?