What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 01:57

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”